Battle of the Bays

The Raiders vs 49er Battle of the Bays is a battle I fight every day I see my relative Doze and his two homies, Oshon and JoVaughn..how cute their names rhyme and their brothers..I know. I normally don’t see all three of them at one time but because my relative George celebrated his 28th bday, the whole fam was in attendance. I don’t even know how we got on the 49ers. The last thing I remember is talking about me dropping Leftwich and picking up Schaub on my Fantasy team. These three 49er fans are so flippin delusional that I don’t even know what to do anymore. They are so gassed about these two wins and its driving me bananas.

The 49ers suck and yall won’t admit it! Then of course they wanted to talk about my Raiders. Asking me to put $200.00 on the line that the 49ers will have a better record than the Raiders. I swear I wanted to do it but I wasn’t going to let them bait me. See, there’s a difference between the real and the delusional. I’m a member of the Raider Nation. A real fan. I’ll be a Silver and Black supporter until the day that I die but I know that Russell right now aint squat and until he gets some accuracy he won’t be. That’s the only reason I didn’t take the bet. If I knew that somewhere in the season J.Russ would pull his ish together I would have bet all three of them the $200.00 but I don’t think he will.

Now these clowns are delusional. I told them the 49ers wouldn’t be jack if they didn’t have Frank Gore and they’re fighting it. How can you fight the truth. Then Oshon wants to bet again that Frank Gore has 200+ yards next week. He's a fool! Then they wanna say well if Bush isn’t there the Raiders are trash. Ha! Think again. We have a couple more people that can run the ball in McFadden, Zach Miller and a healthy Vargas…The pass is there with Higgins, Murphy, Heyward-Bey, Watkins and Nick Miller once he sees the green. The first thing Oshon said in Gores/49er defense is “Game one Gore only had 30 yards and we still won” Yeah he only had 30 yards but he had a 3yrd and a 6yrd touchdown. The only 2 TDs yall had! He had both touchdowns in last week game to. What offensive weapon are they going to turn to if hes out? I don’t know either but I tell you what I do know, it damn sure aint coffee.

The 49ers without Gore and a 0-2 field goal kicking team. The Raiders have the talent and once we get the QB to get his job done or we replace him, we won’t live this curse of Al Davis down. Then they shoot on the Raider Defense. Knock it off. Our defense is tearing it up right now. Ellis, Howard, Huff, Morrison, Scott , Seymour and Nnamdi are all on fire right now, pumping each other up and rubbing off on the rest of the team. I all have are these three words for all you Raider Haters and delusional 49er fan. Time to beware! Although "suck it easy" was my first choice, I thought I’d be nice. JaNaye.