QB Aaron Rodgers gets OWNED by Antwan Odom

So, as you know, the reciever formally known as Chad Johnson and the Cincinnati Bengals gave the Packers our first lost of the season. I was preparing for a show and couldn’t make it to my folk’s house to watch NFL ticket until the 2nd half. So until then, between putting on mascara and re painting my chipped toe nail I checked Nfl.com for the play by play. Things seem to be going fine. I’m all over the place in dealing with this loss so try to follow me through the agony of defeat.

1st quarter: Looking Good. They score 1, we score two.

(Both kicks are good so Mason Crosby gets an award for most improved kicker from C+ last week to an A+ this week)

2nd quarter: CB Charles Woodson is Baaaaaaaallin! Runs an interception in for TD.

Then Bengals score…Tie Game….Half time

Halftime: Me in my Jeep dipping on backstreets. Bumping BP3. Nutwood, to Prarie to 90th to the undisclosed location which holds the keys to my Packer happiness-NFL Ticket.

Now, with a piece of leftover chicken hanging out of my mouth. The 2nd half starts.
1st big play I get to see: Ochocinco scores…and does the Lambeau Leap?? How dare he? But you got love the little trans-ethniced attention grabber. Now we are down by 10.

Suddenly its all bad. Aaron Rodgers gains an appreciation for getting his face mashed in the ground by DE Antwan Odom (wonder if he is related to the nut job who’s marrying a Kardashian after after a month but God bless em). Odom proceeds to smash his face in 4 more times equaling 6 sacks for the game, setting a record for most sacks on our home turf. UGH! By this time I’m running around the kitchen like Mama Payne from Martin. “OHH LAWD!”


Suddenly, a ray of hope. Oh thanks God I knew you cared! Ryant Grant with a beautiful touchdown with 3 mins left in the game! All we need is an onside kick and a TD and we in there baby!

With 46 seconds left, the onside kick bounces….SUCCESS! That hottie Tramon Williams I told yall to google… Yeah Buddy! HE DID THAT!! (Now doing the butterfly. I’m dramatic about my team yall I’m sorry).

Rodgers does a great job finding his receivers. We are making our way down field. 5 seconds left and Rodgers hurries his team. The ball is snapped at 0:01, Greg Jennings isn’t set and time runs out ….GAME OVER!!!!!!! WE LOSE TO THE BENGALS!
Great final effort guys but in the words of Pharrell on that banging BP3 song …..”Oh Well!”

Sunset Brown