Bills Offense Stuttered Like a Cold Car Engine

If you ever had the opportunity to visit Buffalo during the winter, you know how cold it is. The city sits at the mouth of Lake Erie and when it snows, the brunt of the brutal wind, snow and ice pelts Buffalo something awful. The Buffalo Bills offense is like a car engine during the winter - cold and barely working. In order for that joker to run, it needs time to warm up and eventually it’ll start clicking. You might arrive to your destination late, but oh hell…..my analogy is getting lost in translation, but y’all feel me.

I’m not even disappointed in the loss against Miami. What did I expect? If I was playing blackjack online, I'd be afraid to bet, messing with Trent Edwards aka Mr. Check Down. CJ Spiller was explosive but predictable and the defense played great, before they sputtered out. Final score 15 – 10.

I still BILLieve but this season will cost me a lot of money. The price of “china black” hair dye has risen due the recession. Hopefully, I'll win some money playing the slot machines in Niagara Falls.

Next up the Green Bay Packers…lawd, Peter King might have been correct.